Komjapapp is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful crane.

Komjapapp created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Komjapapp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komjapapp, it will strike you with lightening.

Komjapapp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Komjapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Komjapapp on top of important buildings.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about comets.