Tifgedten is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent coyote.

Tifgedten created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifgedten, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tifgedten, it will not care at all.

Tifgedten's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tifgedten's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not take Tifgedten's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.