Omtyarthom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective crow.

Omtyarthom created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtyarthom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Omtyarthom, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Omtyarthom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Omtyarthom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Worship no other gods but Omtyarthom.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.