Karstiggid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable ant.

Karstiggid created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Karstiggid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karstiggid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Karstiggid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Karstiggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow skirts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Karstiggid loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karstiggid.