Hudvonkwat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless monkey.

Hudvonkwat created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudvonkwat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudvonkwat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hudvonkwat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hudvonkwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to otters while wearing cyan coats.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.