Rownarlcim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, annoying dryad.

Rownarlcim created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rownarlcim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rownarlcim, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rownarlcim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rownarlcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rownarlcim.