Bidbadkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud wyrm.

Bidbadkop created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbadkop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidbadkop, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bidbadkop's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bidbadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.