Yenwappin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate beaver.

Yenwappin created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Yenwappin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yenwappin, he will turn you into a worm.

Yenwappin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yenwappin's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not commit murder.