Narlhogdap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy pigeon.

Narlhogdap created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlhogdap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narlhogdap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Narlhogdap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Narlhogdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Narlhogdap.

4. Retreat if eight swans approach from the north.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Narlhogdap.