Yarthencim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, capable monkey.

Yarthencim created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarthencim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarthencim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarthencim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yarthencim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarthencim.