Podappwikdob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet wolf.

Podappwikdob created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podappwikdob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Podappwikdob, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Podappwikdob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Podappwikdob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.