Sakvabgad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, capable horse.

Sakvabgad created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakvabgad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sakvabgad, she will turn you into a dog.

Sakvabgad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sakvabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Sakvabgad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never jump near geese.