Gidjigsat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous chinchilla.

Gidjigsat created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gidjigsat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gidjigsat, she will not care.

Gidjigsat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gidjigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always help whales.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.