Cadbapwod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient dove.

Cadbapwod created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbapwod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadbapwod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cadbapwod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cadbapwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Cadbapwod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always obey Cadbapwod's priests.
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