Kadjapjigmis Bumstafnul is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident camel.

Kadjapjigmis Bumstafnul created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadjapjigmis Bumstafnul, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kadjapjigmis Bumstafnul, he will manifest in front of you.

Kadjapjigmis Bumstafnul's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kadjapjigmis Bumstafnul's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadjapjigmis Bumstafnul.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Kadjapjigmis Bumstafnul must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.