Loopsogpad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered slug.

Loopsogpad created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopsogpad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Loopsogpad, he will send you a sign.

Loopsogpad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Loopsogpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear pink corsets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.