Kamcapfot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, able elephant.

Kamcapfot created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamcapfot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kamcapfot, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kamcapfot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kamcapfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kamcapfot.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
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