Binjipbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust slug.

Binjipbaf created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binjipbaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Binjipbaf, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Binjipbaf's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Binjipbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Binjipbaf's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binjipbaf.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the west.