Veenzogflap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented centaur.

Veenzogflap created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenzogflap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Veenzogflap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Veenzogflap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Veenzogflap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Veenzogflap.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.