Yarttifdonhinfubcissbafapp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient pigeon.

Yarttifdonhinfubcissbafapp created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarttifdonhinfubcissbafapp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarttifdonhinfubcissbafapp, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yarttifdonhinfubcissbafapp's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yarttifdonhinfubcissbafapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. You must pray to Yarttifdonhinfubcissbafapp eight times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.