Gonwiggom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented rat.

Gonwiggom created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonwiggom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gonwiggom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gonwiggom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gonwiggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.