Ruttikkamcibzig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient wyrm.

Ruttikkamcibzig created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttikkamcibzig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttikkamcibzig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ruttikkamcibzig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ruttikkamcibzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Hide if seven snakes approach from the north.

5. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the west.