Sternellwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful crane.

Sternellwan created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sternellwan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sternellwan, she will make you grow a tail.

Sternellwan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sternellwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about gravity.
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