Libfutbapjop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental donkey.

Libfutbapjop created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libfutbapjop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Libfutbapjop, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Libfutbapjop's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Libfutbapjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Libfutbapjop.