Funquillkam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful butterfly.

Funquillkam created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funquillkam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Funquillkam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Funquillkam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Funquillkam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three gulls approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Funquillkam.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never sit near swans.