Cussnibbug is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive duck.

Cussnibbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnibbug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cussnibbug, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cussnibbug's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cussnibbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never sing in the presence of shrews.