Zumlimmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart hippopotamus.

Zumlimmip created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zumlimmip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zumlimmip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zumlimmip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zumlimmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Do not make images of living things.