Yostbummad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witty hare.

Yostbummad created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yostbummad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yostbummad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yostbummad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yostbummad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yostbummad on top of all buildings.