Quimlintam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind elephant.

Quimlintam created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimlintam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quimlintam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quimlintam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quimlintam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Quimlintam on top of all buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never laugh near mites.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.