Hadbodbass is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous goose.

Hadbodbass created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbodbass, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hadbodbass, she will remove you from existence.

Hadbodbass' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hadbodbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Do not chop down trees.