Labmutpan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident pigeon.

Labmutpan created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labmutpan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Labmutpan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Labmutpan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Labmutpan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.