Sanmobnad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, quiet lizard.

Sanmobnad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sanmobnad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sanmobnad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sanmobnad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sanmobnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

5. Sanmobnad loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.