Mobvagsag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish porpoise.

Mobvagsag created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobvagsag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mobvagsag, it will think nothing of it.

Mobvagsag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mobvagsag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide if three badgers approach from the east.

3. Do not take Mobvagsag's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Worship no other gods but Mobvagsag.