Cibcumtim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying mouse.

Cibcumtim created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Cibcumtim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibcumtim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cibcumtim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cibcumtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Never sing in the presence of eagles.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Cibcumtim.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.