Tofziglun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless weasel.

Tofziglun created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofziglun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tofziglun, he will turn you into a duck.

Tofziglun's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tofziglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always obey Tofziglun's priests.

5. Put Tofziglun first in all things.