Sogfonced is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet hummingbird.

Sogfonced created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Sogfonced, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogfonced, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sogfonced's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sogfonced's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Always wear yellow.