Kongilgod Vabvigbem is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, staggering bird.

Kongilgod Vabvigbem created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kongilgod Vabvigbem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kongilgod Vabvigbem, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kongilgod Vabvigbem's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kongilgod Vabvigbem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kongilgod Vabvigbem first in all things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.