Volbodsadlarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud turtle.

Volbodsadlarp created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volbodsadlarp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volbodsadlarp, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Volbodsadlarp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Volbodsadlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. You must love Volbodsadlarp.

5. Never think about planets.