Boglidxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving guinea pig.

Boglidxuc created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Boglidxuc, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Boglidxuc, he will not care at all.

Boglidxuc's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Boglidxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never bounce near snails.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.