Arnpaskar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced jackal.

Arnpaskar created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpaskar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnpaskar, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Arnpaskar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arnpaskar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Arnpaskar loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.