Batzentof is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying fox.

Batzentof created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Batzentof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Batzentof, it will try to impress you with trees.

Batzentof's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Batzentof's Holy Commandments

1. Batzentof must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed peas to dogs while wearing purple rings.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not take Batzentof's name in vain.