Nat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing beaver.

Nat created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nat, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nat's Holy Commandments

1. Nat loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.