Stanhenjab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong hare.

Stanhenjab created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanhenjab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stanhenjab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Stanhenjab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Stanhenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about amino acids.