Jonbudjap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced guinea pig.

Jonbudjap created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonbudjap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jonbudjap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jonbudjap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jonbudjap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the north.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Fast once a month.