Jancussnull Bitmettip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless wolf.

Jancussnull Bitmettip created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jancussnull Bitmettip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jancussnull Bitmettip, it will turn you into a rock.

Jancussnull Bitmettip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jancussnull Bitmettip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Jancussnull Bitmettip.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your back gray.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.