Wegfodtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective rat.

Wegfodtetti created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfodtetti, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wegfodtetti, it will turn you into a frog.

Wegfodtetti's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wegfodtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Wegfodtetti loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always wear brown.