Kipsasbenvag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, uncaring otter.

Kipsasbenvag created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipsasbenvag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipsasbenvag, it will remove you from existence.

Kipsasbenvag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kipsasbenvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about fire.