Hab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent butterfly.

Hab created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Never laugh near mites.

3. Erect five gold sculptures of Hab on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.