Getnelflam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered capybara.

Getnelflam created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getnelflam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Getnelflam, it will torture you forever.

Getnelflam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Getnelflam's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getnelflam.

2. Put Getnelflam first in all things.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

5. Hide if four turtles approach from the north.