Farnflatvad Dapdadflab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent hippopotamus.

Farnflatvad Dapdadflab created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnflatvad Dapdadflab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Farnflatvad Dapdadflab, he will remove you from existence.

Farnflatvad Dapdadflab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Farnflatvad Dapdadflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never run near turtles.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.